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Al Jazeera news: a Qatar-bove the rest! The US government recently released silent footage of Osama Bin Laden from the Pentagon following his assassination. The original audio has been recovered and restored to the video, showing that it was a news report Bin Laden had recorded for Al Jazeera prior to his death. Also check out my video Snape Kills Osama Bin Laden: www.youtube.com TRANSCRIPT: Good evening. This is the Al Jazeera news report for the hour. Pippa Middleton, that Brit with the tight burqa, was just offered million by Vivid Entertainment to appear in a pornographic film. The offer extends to million if co-starring Prince Harry, million if featuring Princess Charlotte of Monaco or million for the recently unemployed female bodyguards of Muammar Al-Gaddafi. In other news, Justin Bieber was recently egged on stage during his Sydney tour. He reportedly tried to duck, then scrambled for cover offstage, boiling with anger. The incident is said to have occurred after audiences misheard his cover of Rebecca Black’s YouTube hit as he sang “Fried Egg, Fried Egg, gotta get down from Fried Egg.” We turn now to the international weather forecast. In Britain… it will be raining. In Ethiopia… it will be warm. North Korea’s official weather report states that the sun will rise thanks to Supreme Leader Kim Jong Il, all praise be to their Dear Father. Antarctica sees a heavy downfall of ultra violet rays and climate change cynicism, Japan will have scattered …
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AP – Associated Press President and Chief Executive Tom Curley said Thursday the agency has signed an exclusive deal to provide high definition news video from North Korea to broadcasters worldwide.
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1. Hurricane Irene will hit US as Category 4 storm 2. US earthquake aftershocks south of Washington, DC 3. 7.0 earthquake strikes Peru 4. Hardy syndicate shows loss of 17.5m GBP 5. Steve Jobs leaves Apple CEO role 6. million bounty on Quadaffi dead or alive 7. Kim Jong Il chugs along now to China on train 8. Sarkozy pops into Beijing for 5 hours
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AP – President Barack Obama was “outraged” following North Korea’s artillery attack against the South Korean island of Yeonpyeong.
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Keurosing Crossing 1 of 10 Crossing is a Korean movie which is going to be aired in late June 2008. The movie is based on a real story about the life of a North Korean defector and his family. Actor Cha In-pyo starred as a North Korean coal miner who crossed illegally into China to get medicine for his wife. His wife passed away soon after he crossed the border, and he was separated from his 11-year-old son (played by Shin Myung-chul) who was trying to trace him from North Korea. The story shares the hardship of North Korean refugees in the late 1990s, with famine striking the country and killed an estimated 1 million people. The North Koreans couldnt cross into South Korea directly because of landmines and heavy military presence at the border these defectors had to cross into China and made a de-tour to South Korea instead. The Chinese government, an ally of the North Korean regime, does not recognize the defectors as refugees and would send them back to North Korea to face stiff action. Crossing will represent South Korea as a candidate for the foreign film category at the 81st Academy Awards.